A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle,
when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.
"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle", said the little
boy.
After a moment of...
A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th
birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that
because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give
them one wish each. Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years...
>>>
>>>MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES
>>>
>>>SICK DAYS:
>>>We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If
you
>>>are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
>>>
>>>SURGERY:
>>>Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need
>>>all
>>>of...
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job.
But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of
the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
Why we love Wyoming...
A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the
country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from
there. He went to a very large church and began taking photographs, etc. He
spots a golden telephone on a wall and...
Last month was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't
> >* >> > > > > feeling too hot that
> >* >> > > > > morning anyway.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
> >* >> > > > > pleasant and say "Happy
> >* >> > > > > Birthday,"...
Ok you guys, I am going to start charging for demolition damages done by YOUR puppies.
Had a box out in the front yard to go to the trash full of those little styrefoam things and guess what??? The demolition team stepped in, I just spent an hour cleaning up their fun with their help. I...
Fish Story
> > > A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
> > Alaska recently with
> > two
> > > buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its
> > fishing. The game
> > warden
> > > asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch
> > those fish?"
> > > The man replied to the game...
I know this is really going to sound dumb, but, I have been reading your posts about stags. I am curious, are they greyhounds crossed with wolfhounds or are they a cross with an airdale or just a breed of their own?
I honestly had never heard that term before. sheCat