powderburn
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Three New York surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in the state. In my favourite case,
a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident . I re-attached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England'.
The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident; I re-attached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a man was
high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train,
travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's
blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
he's running for president of the USA.
they had performed.
One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in the state. In my favourite case,
a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident . I re-attached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England'.
The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident; I re-attached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a man was
high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train,
travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's
blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
he's running for president of the USA.
