Favorite Movie Lines ?

[Steiny]

Got any all time favorite (wise @ss) movie lines that you like ?

How about:

You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie ? (Josey Wales)

Out here troop, you keep you chit wired tight at all times ! (Platoon)

Meanest b!tch that ever balled for beads, always cryin for fooferah, beads, mirrors & such... bed down every buck that came along ....... purty though.
(Mountain Men)


What's yours ?

[Quiet_One]

Hmm, cant think of one sorry :(

[Quick Draw]

Mrs Cole...............................A goose.
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Name that movie
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[noharleyyet]

Cardplaying miscreant who murdered Wild Bill Hickock, "How stupid do you think I am?"

Wild Bill, "I don't know, I just met you."

.....from Deadwood

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..."No Fletcher they wouldn't shoot you, you're their lawyer."
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[Quiet_One]

Movie liar liar "I cant lie" wow i remebered oe ha dbe one my fav movies then:)

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

"Bueller.......Bueller"

[Daniel in Ak]

I'll be yer huckleberry!

[pa mt man]

My wife's favorite. At least the one she uses on me everytime I get sick from drink.

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life" from animal house :D

[Daniel in Ak]

bumble bee tuna......Hi! how are you....pssst! excuse me but your balls are showing...bumble bee tuna.

Three darts is to muuuuuuch!

[Daniel in Ak]

Im thumpin'....................thats why they call me thumper.

and my wife always reply........come here and thump me thumper lol!

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

thump = Thu-mp HAHAHA

[JohnSWA]

"I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"

"A man's got to know his limitations!"

"You're mouthwash ain't makin it!"

Everybody knows this guy!

[JohnSWA]

Oh yeah....."Go ahead, make...my...day!"

[Steiny]

I am Maximus Aerilieus, General of the Roman Army, husband of a murdered wife, father of a murdered son, and I will have my vengance in this life or the next.
- Gladiator

Injuns bury you there ?
Twernt Mormons !
- Jeremiah Johnson

[Daniel in Ak]

aw! crickey! we must be in the middle of a poachers war.

[Orca Lover]

I never pretended to be anything that I am not, but you - you turned out to be just like everybody else.

[Orca Lover]

"Here..... educate yourself" (Its from Lilo and Stitch)

[Quiet_One]

HEY! HEY! HEY!!! from "Fat Albert"

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Weight! 115...........yeah right in your bra!
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Eh just a little one.
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I don't blame the bear.....
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[pa mt man]

My friends and I used lines before they were made famous in movies. EX- "You can't handle the truth". We used that line years before it was made famous by Jack. But the last word "truth" was replaced with "it" and it was whatever we were fighting about at the time.

[Orca Lover]

"What about Ohana? Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."

[Quick Draw]

Give me what I want and I'll go away.
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[tnctcb]

let me introduce you to my little friend. scarface.

im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse. the godfather

my names not kid.its coda. say it with me KO DA
are you sure your momma didnt ditch you co duhhhhhhhhhhh. brother bear
hey i got kids :D

[Daniel in Ak]

what movie is this one from?.......

(smack) WHAT SIDE IS THAT PYLE?
right side sir
(smack) WHAT SIDE IS THAT PYLE?
left side sir
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
its a jelly donut sir

[Daniel in Ak]

one of my favorite movies....guess which one.

WHAT WAS THAT?
sir thats an AK47,it makes a distintive souns when fired at you....
YES,..... IT CERTAINLY DOES DOESNT IT?

[Daniel in Ak]

Funny movie here guess....

private where's your drill Instructor?

BLOWN UP SIR!

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Full Metal Jacket. Am I right, Daniel?
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[Steiny]

What was ... Heartbreak Ridge, for $1000 Alex.


How about this one:
You go to bed each night under the very blanket of freedom which I provide.
What movie?

[noharleyyet]

Was it Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men"?

[Daniel in Ak]

lmao...ya'll got it except the last one was STRIPES with Bill Murray...

thctcb..hahaha you got the ggod one."say hello to my little friend, man I love it.

[Daniel in Ak]

whew! Here's one....name the movie...

CARE FOR SOME GOPHER?

[noharleyyet]

Forgot about 'Stripes'...a classic.

What movie? "We don't need no stinking badges."

[Orca Lover]

how bout we just start a new post that will be naming the movie by the quotes??
yeah, okay tim... we know you like Brothe Bear, you can admit it. My favorite cartoon is Lilo and Stitch.

[Quick Draw]

That's a good idea OL. We should since this one is like 2 pages.

Oh and here's another favorite quote for me.
"You can't just buy me a guitar everytime......."
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[Orca Lover]

You cant help who you love.

[pa mt man]

I haven't watched any new movies whether on tape or at the movie house. Hell last time I went to the movies I handed them $20.00 for two couples and she gave me $4.00 back and I said "I gave you a twenty". She said I know you did! :D
Anyway "Treasure of the Serria Madray".(sp) I love that movie. What's weird is I knew that line, but still don't rememder it. Wife is right, crown kills brain cells. I asked my son and he said it's in there. I'm going to watch it agian. :D

[pa mt man]

The kids rented some movies on Easter and I rented BENNY HILL! He make's me laugh. Too bad he's dead.

[pa mt man]

Some movies I have on tape and I watch over and over. Maybe two or three times a year. The Ox Bow Incident,Dirty Dozen,Great Escape,Mad Mad Mad World,African Queen ,The Quiet Man, Stagecoach, and The Man Who shot Liberty Valnce.

[WHT_MTNMAN]

One of my favorites
"I'll be your Huckleberry"- Tombstone

[pa mt man]

" What we have here is, failure to communicate." NEW name for sportsman issuses. :D
Cool Hand Luke

[Funter]

Snakes....Why did it have to be snakes? Raiders of the lost ark

[Daniel in Ak]

hey Funter,

That's my pet wedgie...............:)

[Orca Lover]

That hood rat sold me out.

[point man]

Get Off My Obstacle Pvt. Pyle!!

[Funter]

Daniel,

Come on show a little backbone. Those aint fortune cookies kid.

[kphunter]

From the Grinch:

What is that stench! It's fantastic! One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.

A Few Good Men:

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

KP

[noharleyyet]

kp, one of the best movie speeches ever...defiance personified.

another good one, "Swim!!?? Hell the fall will probably kill us!"

-Butch Cassidy & the Sundance KId-

[pa mt man]

"They died with there boots on." Second Hand Lions

[Graycliff]

"...now get going before I kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat..."








from Josey Wales

[Erik in AK]

"You wanna get otta here? You talk to me." Road Warrior

"...Oh he got all of that one, looks like a miraculous....its in the hole! Its in the hole!!" CaddyShack

"I don't want to hear about no muthaf@#$ing 'Ifs'!! All I want to hear from yo ass is "You ain't got nuthin' to worry about Jules, I'm on the muthaf@#$ah. Go back in there and chill them n*&&a's out and wait fo' the cavalry which shall be comin' di-rectly" Pulp Fiction

[MarvB]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat!" ....from Jaws

"Yippie kay-yay, motherf###er."....from Diehard

"Mama says stupid is as stupid does."…from Forest Gump

[Calif. Hunter]

"It's good to be the King!"

History of the World, Pt 1

"It's twue, it's twue!"

Blazing Saddles

[A-con]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like....victory.

[Quiet_One]

Life is like a box of chocolates.....Forest gump

[Sako7STW]

Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges....

That is drving me crazy, I know the movie and it just isnt coming to me, What movie was it noharlyet?

Here is one of my favorites, lets see who guesses this
"You guys are like whoo hoo and shlt!!"

another

"That there is an RV, now dont you go falling in love with it ------. Were taking it with us when we leave here next month."

another

"if you vote me, I will make all your wildest dreams come true."

another

"Did ------- tell you that?" " Now thats hitting below the belt."

another

"She touched my peppy Steve."

[T Bone]

"What are you going to do to me, nibble my bum?" Monty Python's Holy Grail

[Funter]

"Are you afraid of the dark? The light hurts my eyes"

[Sako7STW]

Pitch Black or Cronicles of Ridick

[snake river rufus]

sako, the first one is from "Treasure of the Sierra Madres"

[Canoe]

"No, not that motherscratcher, Bill Parker!"

[snake river rufus]

I'm surprised that I haven't seen this one posted
"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fatman"
" Well fill your hands, you son of a *&%#) "

[the nikster]

"No more rhymes, and I mean it!!"
"Anybody... want a peanut?"
Princess Bride kills me every time

[Orca Lover]

"...but I cant wait for you anymore. Because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought, useless and disappointing."

[pa mt man]

True Grit- Robert Duvall to John Wayne

[Sako7STW]

SNR, are you refering to my first quote? if so....nope not it ;)

[snake river rufus]

"Badges? we don't need no stinkin' badges" most certainly is from 'Treasure of the Sierra Madres' Did you have an earlier quote?

[danr55]

"...just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we're gonna take long showers together in the wee hours of the morning"....


:cool:

[pa mt man]

sako, the rv one,s from Christmas Vacation with chey chase and the guy with plastic in his head. Watch it every Christmas.

[Sako7STW]

SNR, sorry bout that man, you were right. If you look at what time it was when I posted I was a bit lost LOL. the first one I put up was "you guys are like whoo hoo and shlt" Thats from Airheads.

pa mt man got the second one right, it is Christmas Vacation.

I am really disapointed Mo didnt get the the third one. "If you vote for me I will make your wildest dreams come true." Thats off Napolean Dynamite!!

"Did ELEANOR tell you that?" " Now thats hitting below the belt." Gone in 60 Seconds

"She touched my peppy Steve" Multiplicity


How about a new one "Boy, can you skin Grizz?"

[noharleyyet]

"stinking badges" must have been plaigarized when used in "Going South" w/ Nicholson, Steenbergen, & Belushi.

[pa mt man]

Sako,I know it's from a mtn man movie. I think the old man from the waltons say's it. "Boy, can you skin Grizz?" Jerimah Jonhson?

How about ...... " the best part of you ran down your momma's leg." :D

[snake river rufus]

Sako,I know it's from a mtn man movie. I think the old man from the waltons say's it. "Boy, can you skin Grizz?" Jerimah Jonhson?

How about ...... " the best part of you ran down your momma's leg." :D
The second one is from "full metal jacket" and the first one is "Jerimiah Johnson"

[70Classic]

How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
....a newt?
Well... I got better.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[JohnSWA]

How about this one for Memorial Day?

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

[wilecoyote76]

"Badges? we don't need no stinkin' badges".....Was this line also in Blazing Saddles??? I could be wrong but I thought the hispanics on those funny bikes said that line. Oh well.

[noharleyyet]

"We're going to need a bigger boat!"

[Daniel]

I'm your huckleberry.


wyatt

[Vinnie B]

Your no daisy at all

[snake river rufus]

How about this one for Memorial Day?

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
opening speech of 'patton'

[pa mt man]

"We're going to need a bigger boat!"

From "Jaws" . Made me scared of the water!:D

[Vinnie B]

Law don't go around here lawdog. SAVVY!

[snake river rufus]

Law don't go around here lawdog. SAVVY!
tombstone

[Jay Bird]

Negative ghost rider the pattern is full
Top Gun

[pa mt man]

How about ...... " the best part of you ran down your momma's leg."
It was from Death Hunt.....Lee Marvin to Carl Weathers.

I heard the Jaws movie is going to be 30 years old. The radio had quotes from it the other day and one was "Here's to swimmin with bow legged wimmin".

[Calif. Hunter]

"I'm Hub McCann, and I have fought in 2 World Wars and countless smaller ones on 3 continents. I've lead thousands of men into battle with everything from horses to tanks, killed dozens of men, have won and lost several fortunes and have loved one woman with a passion that a flea like you could not begin to comprehend..."

Robert Duval in Secondhand Lions

[snake river rufus]

Finally, a good one.