whitedeer
06-14-2001, 11:13 AM
Trojan Condom Company, Inc.
6944 Slippery Root Drive
Bendover, WI 10169
June 14, 2001
Mr. Moosie
Boise, Idaho
Dear Mr. Moosie:
We regret to inform you that your application to model Trojan Condoms has been rejected.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors felt that you do not achieve the positive, romantic image we are seeing for our product.
A loose baggy and wrinkled condom does not promote a romantic image. (Your ingenious use of polygrip is admirable, but unfortunately, even that did not result in securing our product in place long enough for photographs to be taken.)
Your interest in Trojan condoms is appreciated and we will retain your application on file in case the market for micromini condoms ever shows a potential for developing. Along with our thanks to you, we send your wife our deepest sympathy, and wish you both a very Merry Summer Season! (Well, as Merry as it can be under the circumstances!)
Yours truly,
Peter Skinner
Director of Advertising
Trojan Condom Company, Inc.
6944 Slippery Root Drive
Bendover, WI 10169
June 14, 2001
Mr. Moosie
Boise, Idaho
Dear Mr. Moosie:
We regret to inform you that your application to model Trojan Condoms has been rejected.
Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our board of directors felt that you do not achieve the positive, romantic image we are seeing for our product.
A loose baggy and wrinkled condom does not promote a romantic image. (Your ingenious use of polygrip is admirable, but unfortunately, even that did not result in securing our product in place long enough for photographs to be taken.)
Your interest in Trojan condoms is appreciated and we will retain your application on file in case the market for micromini condoms ever shows a potential for developing. Along with our thanks to you, we send your wife our deepest sympathy, and wish you both a very Merry Summer Season! (Well, as Merry as it can be under the circumstances!)
Yours truly,
Peter Skinner
Director of Advertising
Trojan Condom Company, Inc.