GRUNT
06-12-2001, 11:37 AM
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you
came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant. "Upon which," continues the
prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did
you shoot your wife and not her lover?", asked the prosecutor. "It seemed
easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"
'nuff said
came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant. "Upon which," continues the
prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did
you shoot your wife and not her lover?", asked the prosecutor. "It seemed
easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"
'nuff said